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Project Chanology/Operations/Section 1: Spam their phone, fax, mail, emails (Complete)
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[edit] Phone and Fax
Scientologists have hotlines, and local numbers. The Gamestop raids made a major corporation shut down the phone lines for days and nearly put a few out of business; the level of damage we can do is astronomical. And, added to our might is a detailed how-to that will tell YOU how to call UNTRACEABLY to them.
Black Faxes are related; they are like a DDoS attack on fax machines. Basically you send an all-black paper to them repeatedly, consuming massive amounts of ink and damaging older printers. It's just a minor anoyance that adds to the cause. Many free fax services are being blocked now on special request, showing that Scientology is aware of our actions, but if you ever see a fax machine or know of one that is not well-guarded, it helps to slip in and fax a few (thousand?) black pages, or a picture of an alien fucking LRH. One method that is extremely effective is to create a circle of black paper. Tape a few pages of black paper together, and when the bottom comes out tape it back to the top. This will effectively fax an infinitely long sheet of black paper.
- See Prank Calls for a calling tutorial.
UPDATE: Instead of sending black faxes, send copies of the OT III dox, in LRH's own handwriting. The CoS will be forced to either a) unplug the faxes, or b) have OT III's manning the faxes to guard the secret Dox. Scientologists are told to not believe anything unless it came from LRH himself, so that's what we send. Transcripts may accompany, but MUST INCLUDE the original handwritten 3 pages.
There are not many OT III's, so this is a good way to stretch their manpower to the limits. ANYONE NOT PARTICIPATING IN THE IRL RAIDS ON THE 10th SHOULD HELP STRETCH OUT SCIENTOLOGY RESOURCES by faxing the OT III dox on that day! That's less super telekinetic scifags us on the streets will have to deal with!
For a list of scientology numbers:
Tactics include:
- See List of slogans to say to scientologists
- Use After Voice to text to speech them [1]
- Bellair them
- Tayroll them.
- Rickroll them.
- Arnold them [2]
- Use Dr Phil Soundboard [3]
- Use Juggernaut Soundboard [4]
- Use Tom Cruise Soundboard [5]
- Use Miss Cleo Soundboard [6]
- jajah.com two of them or them and anyone else (use TFC to spam their toll-free number via jajah)
- Use sites such as Abbyme to send automated phone calls (for Abbyme, just make up a fake phone number for yourself, enter a handful of Scientology numbers, and then enter some text for the computer to say, such as Anonymous' open messages to Scientology)
- Tell them to "Do a Barrel Roll".
- Ask them "What are your crimes?"
- Ask them if they have Cloverfield insurance.
- Ask them if they sell plane tickets for intergalactic flight.
- Ask them questions about their own religion they wouldn't know.
- Ask if this is the number to get yourself added to the suppressive persons list so you don't have to worry about Scientologists talking to you
- Weave sad copypasta stories into your speech and anything pedophiliac.
- Tell them you need personal help, that you're a transvestite.
- Ask if they have Battletoads in stock.
- Just generally bug the hell out of them.
- Ask to speak to high-profile Scientologists.
- Call and complain about not being able to get through to them for hours. Say you've been trying to reach them, but have only heard a weird clicking busy signal. Make them think their phones are broken and/or being attacked when they aren't. They'll go nuts trying to figure out what is wrong and waste a lot of time spreading fake FUD.
- If there's been phone shenanigans on a certain office, call pretending to be the phone company investigating said shenanigans. Get them to tell you what's been going on and send them on wild goose chases and pointless tasks to help figure out what's going on.
- Try the classics. "Is your refrigerator running" (This Anon suggests trying the Family Guy variant. "Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you. Very. Homosexually.")
Submit advertisments with the CoS's phone numbers/addresses, for very cheap electronic goods, phone sex, Cragislist hookups etc... Or produce official looking CoS advertisements for things such as free computer giveaways due to upgrading of systems, fire sales or whatever.
Record your calls and upload to YouTube!
[edit] Indirect spam
saw this posted on a chan and thought it was a good idea:
Since everyone is so fucking fond of rickrolling their phone lines, allow me to make a slightly different proposal.
First off, I've done this to get back at bitches before, and it works pretty well.
Place free classified ads for something win, like an '03 silverado or something, divorce forced sale, $5500 bucks. Choose a suitable CoS related phone number and leave it as the contact.
You have to make sure the price for whatever you list isn't so cheap that it looks like a typo, but it has to seem like a realistic and irresistible bargain as well. When done correctly, they'll get so many calls they may consider changing their numbers, depending on the exposure your ad gets.
I think you get the idea.
Obviously, craigslist is a good place to start. You can do this infinite times for infinite items for infinite numbers. And don't hesitate to place regional or local ads and leave a phone number that is halfway across the country. Many car listings (or anything of high dollar) consider cross-country sales.
This is a good idea for those anons who aren't technically inclined but want to do their part, instead of sitting around manually rickrolling these fgts. Let the public do your dirty work.
How does anon feel about this?
great idea- indeed, do that as much as possible, tell other anons to do that, and to spread the word to everyone who is supportive to anon cause. if you have a few bucks to waste, place those ads even in local newspaper and everything you can think off.
[edit] Emails
- Scientology emails to spam: Project Chanology/Target Emails
[edit] Snail Mail Bouncing
- Letters Proporting to be from CoS
- You sit down and write out a few different letters, purporting to come *from* the church of scientology, addressed to prominent politicians, public figures, big companies etc, being as insane or as subtle as you want.
- Use these to get you started on official looking letters.
- You print them out and make them look as official and convincing as you can.
- The politician/journalist/prominent figure receives this insane letter, retaliates with high priced lawyers and thus CoS is subjected to further investigation, ridicule, mockery and negative energy.
- You resuse these letters as many times as you can.
- Send them boxes
- lots of boxes
- http://shop.usps.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductCategoryDisplay?catalogId=10152&storeId=10001&categoryId=13359&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=11820&top_category=11820
- abusing the USPS is not the answer!
- Subscribe them to bookstore mail
- Go to a bookstore and grab dozens of the subscription cards from magazines -- aim in particular for magazines about gays or black culture or anything else CoS wouldn\\\'t want any of their cult members reading.
- Fill out the postcards to send magazine subscriptions to any of the CoS addresses.
- Use a fake name on the card (get creative and do names like Elron Huppert or hell, Jim Xenu would be fine too).
- You might want to tack an apartment/suite/room number onto the address in case the people who type the subscription data into the computers notice a large number going to the \\\"same address.\\\"
- Send them photos
- http://www.trymyphoto.com/public/FreeSample.aspx
- Combine with google maps of known adresses (From WISE business list and other sources)
- Include messages directing them to Anti-CoS sites, Free CoS information ect.
From a relatively small amount of effort on your behalf, you can subject the \\\"church\\\" to a vastly greater amount of work - \\\"cleaning up\\\" the mess, which drains their resources, discredits them and hopefully brings media attention.
[edit] Anti-spam CoS Craigslist posts
In many areas the CoS posts a lot of spam on craigslist in many categories. For example, selling dianetics books, offering services like massage or counseling, etc. An easy way for people to get involved is to do searches on your local craigslist for key words like "dianetics" or "scientology" or "hubbard" and then flag those posts as spam. It takes a bunch of flags for the post to get deleted by craigslist so this is best done by a bunch of people. Make sure you search in many different categories (for sale, services, etc. because they post all over CL.
Question: is there any way to automate this?

