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Marcabian Chess
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Someone really needs to tap into their inner Franklin Mint and create a real Marcabian Chess Set for April or future protests...yes, the Wiki's not a place for this, but with Enturb down for OTVII auditing, it might as well go here. We can enact on the sixty-four-square battlefield the conflict between Anonymous and the SciFags at our leisure, with no cops to disturb us. The pieces should be as follows (and if anyone disagrees, hell, this is a wiki, so add your suggestions):
[edit] SciFags
King: L. Ron, of course
Queen: Mary Sue
Bishops: DM and Heber
Knights: Tom Cruise and John Travolta
Rooks: Flag and Gold Base
Pawns: Sea Org
[edit] Anonymous
King: Xenu
Queen: Jenna Miscavige
Bishops: Wise Beard Man and Magoo
Knights: Gas Mask Girl and Rick Astley
Rooks: Starship Longcat and a DC-8
Pawns: Anonymous
[edit] Notes
WBM is NOT our king. have xenu as the king instead. more lulz and more reflective of the truth (xenu doesn't exist <-> we have no king, ie. our king doesn't exist).
(OP of this mess here. Agree totally. Xenu as king, and I love the Jenna Miscavige as queen suggestion. Fits in great with Operation Reconnect.)
I know, I know...who'd play as the SciFags? Scientologists would, that's who. This would be a great way to engage the SciFags. And best of all, they'd buy it. They're conditioned to do that. We could sell these sets to them and thus get them to pay for delicious cake. Everyone wins.
And if we could do it as a human chess game...the most epic of epic wins.
(Englandfag here - I'm making a prototype of this now. Will post updates here, with pics on Enturbulation) (Englandfag update - two weeks with nothing to do coming up. My idea would be to use pictures of the pieces betwixt clear/dark plastic. Constructive criticism p0x?)
(Canadafag - I'm also going to make some pieces, will poast if it turns out)
(Keep in mind: Anynomous is either black, or you can't tell which is supposed to be 'black' or 'white' at a glance. We have our pride)
